laugh together..........hahahahahaha!!!!

i saw 1 interesting email from my frendster mail box there......i would like to share with all my frend .........read :


> Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to
> > Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ...
> >
> > Aloy : Why is making love so
> > enjoyable ?
> > PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable
> becaws,
> > same like when you dig your nose
> > with your finger mah !
> > -------------------------------------
> --
> > -------------------------------------
> --
> > ------------
> > Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex
> > more
> > than men?
> > PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you
> > dig
> > dig your nose, your nose feel
> > better than your finger, right ?
> > -------------------------------------
> --
> > -------------------------------------
> --
> > ------------
> > Aloy : Why do women hate it when they
> > get raped ?
> > PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along
> the
> > load(road),den someone come over
> > and dig your nose, you like or
> > not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
> > -------------------------------------
> --
> > -------------------------------------
> --
> > ------------
> > Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have
> > sex
> > when she is having her menses?
> > PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding,
> you
> > still go and dig meh?? Siao ah !Use
> > your Blain(brain), use your
> > blainnn ..........
> > -------------------------------------
> --
> > -------------------------------------
> --
> > ------------
> > Aloy : Why is it most men don't like
> > wearing condoms when they are making
> > love?
> > PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose
> ah,
> > you like to dig with a glove
> > on your finger or not ? Not
> > the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight
> > (correct) or not?
> > -------------------------------------
> --
> > -------------------------------------
> --
> > ------------
> > Aloy : Why is making love carried out
> > in
> > private ?
> > PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use
> > your blainnnnn . you go and dig your
> > nose in flont of your whole
> > class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
> > -------------------------------------
> --
> > -------------------------------------
> --
> > ------------
> > Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you
> > are very good.
> > PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore
> > and
> > JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!
> > -------------------------------------
> --
> > -------------------------------------
> --
> > ------------
> >
> > Get it nt..haha, like PCK!!
> >
> > Pass it around...giv them a big laugh
> > out loud!!
>

xiao yuin and pui ching brithday

yesterday went to birthday steamboat of xiao yuin and pui ching....long time din see the tarc frend already....very felt glad and happy to saw all of them.....they all saw me just ask me how the new college life,haha...i said i felt very happy and free for my college life,i very like this kind....

yan hoong ask me why din ask enid come together, i said u all din ask her to come,i oso dunno they all din ask her...she very sad lo when i told all about this ....haha.... next time remember to ask enid la, she will come de....she also miss all of u....hehe....

the steamboat is ok lo.... each ppl paid RM16 ,i think expensive then i went to klang eta steamboat with wai kien, cj, kevin,wei ren ,enid and yoke teng....but nvm la....really happy we can gathering together....upload the picture next time, because i need to get the picture from mei wei.....hehe....

WME 5??7

just now come back from college,because raining very heavy the road very jam...so i dried so slow...just 20-50 km/j...but something unlucky thing come to me....that is accident....i used the new highway that is build in the sentul there....the higway there no jam,so i just dried 50km/j onli...and the rain was heavy...so need to dried safety better lo....but in front got traffic light,that yellow colour change to red colour...in general knowledge , u will stop ur car rite????so i stop down my car lo...but 1 motorcycle collide my car....my car was broken already....i open my door and saw what happen to my car...the motorcycle's driver is malay guy...he scold me driving so fast then break down....so i scold him back,in front the traffic light is red colour ,y i dun wan stop down leh...

he dun wan 'ganti' my car ,he saw the traffic light was green so his u-turn in to other way and ran....my car so pity lo....broken down already..when i call my mun i was accident ,she felt very worry and my father scold my y dun mark down the car number...i said ,because raining very heavy,i really cant see the number and the malay guy ran very fast....haiz....because i am a girl so the malay guy 'bully' me lo....

now wan send my car go to repair lo....no 'ganti'lo....i not mark down the motocycle number....i am very unlucky....luckily is i not have any injured......haiz..........

busy,busy,busy.......

this week really busy busy....today just submit the site surveying assignment.

tomolo need to submit the professional report writing and presentation.

friday need to submit the quantity surveying assignment...haiz....really tired for all of this.

next Wednesday got site surveying practicals.

9/8 got material presentation.

10/8 got construction presentation.

20/8-24/8 final exam.

see all this scheduler wan to take my 'lao min'........hopefully tml my presentation will be good luck.

gambateh!!!!!

successful :0

yesterday is hin birthday, we went to genting celebrated his birthday....we went to theme park played...happy and nice!!!we went to by bus at perkeliling there.the bus need 1 and half hour to reacher there...hin jz bought my ticket for the out door theme park onli....because who go to genting on his/her birthday got 1 out door theme park free ticket...hin got it...hehe!!!

genting so cold yesterday,because there got raining...hehe,we bought a ice-cream and eta at there...lagi cold...haha....we eta a baskin robins ice-cream,wah...so expensive lo...2 cone need RM18.90...haiz...nvm la...happy then enough lo...

happy birthday hin!!!!

hin went back to penang this morning, 8 a.m bus...actually he plan to go back on 12 p.m something but because of my site surveying got practical on the morning so his go back earlier....
i am very angry when i know the site surveying practical cancel...that just because the lecturer!!!! i hate him....he said 'yesterdays raining,use ur commonsense la,how to do the practical??'u see the lecturer too bad rite..if we din come u said us not have punctually...if we come then u siad us din have commonsense...all is his rite la...all we wrong...haiz...he is top lecturer but sometime i oso cant tahan his attitude ...y i said like this ,i oso dunno how to explain at here...haiz...nvm la,all is over already....

i miss hin now...

parrot grow up????

compared this two parrots....u can seen it grow up already!!!!!

back view

side view

front view

swim

yup.......my parrot grow up already....jz now take a picture for 'him'....pui ching also got bought 1 egg,she bought a rabbit ....hope can see her egg grow up as soon as well....hehe....

wei ren's and wei kien birthday....

wei kien birthday is on 5/7/07,we all celebrated with him at one utama,the shop is name 'zuup'....we bought a small cake for him,take more picture....haha....also felt happy(i forgot wat happen on that ,i jz write some i remember la)....haha.

then today we went to celebrated birthday for wei ren's....his birthday suppose on 14th but we decide to celebrated with him on earlier that is today......haha....went to THE SUMMIT played bowling,but jz enid,wei kien,c j ,kevin and wei ren played onli...me and yoke teng went to window shopping ......haha...after finish played bowling went to played snooker....haha.but the 3 gal not play.....haha.....then we went to klang have a dinner..that is steam boat...not very delicious lo......hehe....but nvm la..quite happy went out with them....

the picture was post by enid ,pls log in enid blog to check it (http://www.kaixian.blogspot.com)

the new college life is quite funny and not felt any pressure...just felt relax...compared with tarc....1 word 'haizzzz'......but all of my ex-classmates or college mates....u all need to gambateh ,i knew u all is very busy and felt pressure for de assignment....add oil o....if got time we go out yam cha la...i oso din forget all the happy thing was happen with urs...i oso felt happy when we together,together when to celebrated birthday , gathering and other.....hope u all be happy and good luck...

present for hin

hin bought tis Crystal at uk ,tis chrystal mean'chen xin'

i bought to hin,tis cyrstal mean'love is forever'

birthday card

cute bird,this bird will grow up every day,that mean that will become big ....haha...i bought it 2 day already....haha...nice...this for hin as a special present...haha..


hin birthday is near(22/7)....i bought lot of presents to him....last year hin at uk i cant celebrated birthday with him, sad......but tis year i will celebrating with him,i was planning go to genting highland with him,but dunno he wan go onot,i scare his feel tired....haha....nvm la,wait his come 1st than we plan la....haha...let see my present ya.....

email from my uncle......

(read this)hehe.......

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!

THE END.

married/divorce

"get married pay RM50.00 and sign a name complete........get divorce need to pay RM1500-RM3000 and sign many divorce contract..........."



went to saw my parents get divorce,so i know about it.....for my conclusion is 'when u wan get married,think n think again,when u get divorce also wan think n think again'....that all...